Saturday, July 4, 2009

July 04

This is Ellen's $0.99 inflatable dolphin with whom she has happily swam for the past two years. Today while swimming we discovered two puncture wounds that may prove to be fatal. It will be missed.

4 comments:

Ellen George said...

Oh she won't be missed because she isn't going anywhere. She will be healed

Daniel George said...

Doubt it.

Garrison Propaganda said...

99 cents sounds like it could be quite replaceable.

Leslie said...

You can do it Dr. Ellen!